Sex between a boy and a girl
While men are notoriously terrified of settling down and missing out on the debaucheries of the bachelor life, the very opposite is true for a girl.
We are nesters by nature, and constantly have to fight the urge to make you a copy of our keys that fine moment we matched on Tinder (don’t all modern love stories start on Tinder? If you neglect to escape the dreaded curse of the U-Haul, and find yourself moved in by date #2 -- by the time you reach date #5, you will probably be blissfully married (or "domestic partners" depending on how repressed a state you live in) with two adopted adult cats and a thriving organic kale garden you and your partner affectionately tend to in matching flannel (JK... By date #7, you will have filed for divorce, and be in the throes of a vicious custody battle over the two adopted adult cats.
Unfortunately, when you finally muster up the courage to hop off the straight train and get off at station LGBTQ - there's no welcome committee presenting you with a “how to” guide -- and navigating the girl-on-girl scene is .
OK, I get it; it’s not like you’ve never been at a DATE before.
For it's your first look into the window of who we are, and we’re well aware of it.
If a girl picks out a cute, locally-sourced indie gem in Brooklyn, it’s very telling -- same goes for sports bar, posh hotel bar, dimly-lit lounge, or a five star f*cking restaurant.
Which leads us into the next FACT: The whole activity of sex is just different with a girl.
I’m not talking about the obvious: We all know girls are soft-skinned, curvaceous creatures with bodies and smells very different than our male counterparts.
You're starting to become aware that all of your pent-up fantasies have the awesome ability to come into fruition, and girl, isn't it so extraordinarily liberating?
I’m going to bore you with a prehistorically old joke lesbians have been telling since the beginning of time.